Five Things – 10.13.14

1.  Victorian Visions of 2000 - Here’s an amazing collection of cards made at the turn of the 20th century that illustrate a Victorian vision of what the turn of the 21st century might look like.  Check out the whole set, for sure, but here are a few of my favorites:

Personal Flight

Personal flying machines.  Safety is apparently not an issue in the year 2000! Put your kids on a tiny platform in the sky! I think I’m most interested in whatever the propulsion method must be for the dragon-looking device on the left.

Weather Machine

A weather machine.  Mad scientist not included.

Undersea Tourism

Tourists explore the ocean depths in an undersea boat.  While the Victorians took liberties with the technology of the future they did not seem to think fashion would change at all.

Train-Boat

Train-Boat.  Or Boat-Train.  I wonder how these tracks were imagined to run in deep seas?

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Five Things – 10.6.14

1.  The Adventures of Gamepro - Gamepro hit the stands in 1989, the first big magazine aimed at covering video games of all systems for kids.  Nintendo Power was the only real competition for kids at the time, and although it only focused on Nintendo games it was a pretty stiff competitor. Both magazines featured comics, but while Nintendo’s comic was a series of one-offs relating to a specific Nintendo property Gamepro went the serial route, creating “The Adventures of Gamepro”.

Gamepro Cover

The story is basically that this kid, Alex West, beats an unbeatable game and gets sucked into the TV and becomes the superhero in the game, conveniently named Gamepro.  Sounds an awful lot like Captain N the Game Master, if you ask me.  Regardless, the artwork was pretty good for such an artificial idea – they could have slouched a lot more than this, but they didn’t and that’s saying something:

Gamepro 2

Gamepro 3

Gamepro 4

The magazine lasted much longer than the comic did.  Shocker, there.

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Five Things – 09.29.14

1.  Playcable - Filed under “Way Ahead Of Its Time”, the Playcable was a subscription service introduced in 1981 that allowed cable providers to stream Intellivision games over standard cable.  The consumer would then use a Playcable adapter to download the game and play it on their Intellivision.

Playcable

This is 1981, people.  The future was then!

Playcable Ad

The service wasn’t as popular as Mattel had hoped, though – by 1983 only three percent of subscribers had access to the service.  Add to that the fact that games were getting more complicated and bigger in size and the inability of the adapter to hold games of increasing size, and you end up with a fantastic idea that died too soon.

And then the videogame industry crashed.

Here’s a commercial for the Playcable service. RIP, you magical cable wizards.

Take it from Mickey, guys. The Playcable’s a hit.

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Playsack Box

Five Things – 9.22.14

1.  Playsack - Fredun Shapur designed toys and children’s books in the 1960s and ’70s. His clean, simple (and beautiful) design aesthetic is a big inspiration of mine:

Windows Horse

My favorite toy of his has as much inspiration in the product itself as it does in the way it’s designed.  The Playsack takes the idea of a used-grocery-bag-turned-costume and makes it beautiful and fashionable.  Playsack was released by Trendon toys in 1969 with packaging that predictably matches the vibe of the outfits but is no less stunning because of it:

Playsack Box

Look at these things!

Magazine

Think that giraffe might be my favorite but it’s a really, really tough call. If you’re interested in seeing more of Shapur’s work, there’s a retrospective book of a lot of it available here.

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Five Things – 09.15.14

1.  Track & Field - Konami released a collection of sports minigames in 1983 under the name Hyper Olympic.  Though the title was suitably rad, there wasn’t really anything “hyper” about the minigames – they were solid yet straightforward, requiring players to mash buttons to make their characters perform amazing athletic feats on the screen.  Hyper Olympic showed up on several consoles under several names, the most well-received of which was Track & Field on the NES.

Track & Field

You would be hard-pressed to find artwork more befitting of 1980s athletic prowess.

The NES version was released in 1988 to sync up with the Summer Games, and the events contained in the game were what you’d expect – 100 meter dashes, high jumps, triple jumps, and hurdles.  What made the game stand out weren’t the events themselves but the solid controls and the head-to-head gameplay.  Track & Field matches could get pretty heated; I myself was punched as a result of a match in 1989.

Track and Field Dash

The arcade versions of Hyper Olympic/Track & Field supported up to four players, a pretty big deal at the time although players had to play in pairs and take turns.  The NES release was a big hit, paving the way for a much more robust (and ambitious) sequel in 1992.  That one wasn’t quite so great, and I’ll probably do a writeup on it another time.

Here’s a poster for the European release; again, nailed that artwork!

T&F Poster

And here’s some gameplay of the arcade title – including this version because I just love the name “Hyper Olympic” so much.


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Five Things – 09.08.14

1.Nightmare Cafe - Here’s Nightmare Cafe, a short-lived Wes Craven fantasy/horror-ish series that aired on NBC for about four months in 1992.

Nightmare Cafe

Starring Robert Englund as Blackie, the Cafe’s owner, the show centered around the titular cafe, a sort of nexus in the ether which had portals to just about anywhere. This made for pretty convenient storytelling, and the show relied on a rotating cast of guest stars in each episode to draw the regulars (Blackie and a couple of employees) into a unique situation each week.

It was definitely light-hearted fare for Craven, who said in interviews that he wanted the show to be “Twilight Zone meets Cheers“. Nightmare Cafe started out as a straight up anthology show concept, with a unique story each week, but Craven re-tooled it after getting the green light to allow for the three regulars to be the main characters.  The show premiered to a warm reception, but ratings were low and the series was cancelled after six episodes.

The intro explains the concept pretty well (Twilight Zone meets Cheers? More like Quantum Leap meets Creepshow) with a fun rundown that showcases the tone of the series followed by a very nineties title sequence:

 

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Five Things – 09.01.14

1. LJN Roll and Rocker – This was the NES accessory that I wanted above all others.  This, to me, was the future of gaming.  About a year’s worth of requests fell upon deaf ears with my parents, and as an adult I can now look back and agree that they made the right decision to ignore me. Before there was a Wii balance board, there was the Roll & Rocker.

Roll & Rocker
LJN, they of the Karate Kid and T&C games, made a play on the popularity of the Pogo-Bal and released a controller that worked in a similar fashion.  The player would stand on the controller, which had a rounded bottom, and their shifting weight would tilt the platform and emulate a finger pushing that direction on a D-pad.  Simple, right?

Roll & Rocker

The catch was that if you wanted to push buttons, like you might have to in any game on the market, you still had to hold a controller in your hand. This rendered the entire effort useless. The Roll & Rocker worked about as well as a controller as the Pogo-Bal did as a pogo stick and once revealed as the gimmick it was, the product didn’t last long.

Stick to licenses, LJN – you’ve got a better batting average with those.

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Five Things – 08.25.14

1.  Vectrex – The Vectrex was a little late to the gaming party, but at least it showed up with style.

Vectrex box

Released in November 1982 by a company called Greater Consumer Electronics and then later by Milton Bradley when they acquired GCE, the Vectrex boasted its own monitor which displayed vector graphics in a fashion similar to what you’d see in an arcade. They also had two peripherals – a 3D headset (that actually worked, thanks to the vectors), and a light pen that let users draw on the screen.

Vectrex accessories

Light Pen

(Their marketing materials were fantastic, too.)

These things made the gameplay stand out a bit from its console competitors, but the project wasn’t without its hiccups.  It was a monochrome monitor, so the system used overlays to simulate color.  Strike one, although it worked better than you would think.  It retailed at $199 ($479 adjusted for inflation today), while the mega-hit Atari 2600 retailed at $125.  Strike two.  Although there was no way to tell this, the industry was poised for a huge crash in just a year that would sink even the most solid investments.  Strike three, and Milton Bradley ended up taking a bath on their Vectrex efforts.

The system is fondly remembered today, as it was a pretty powerful machine for the time and the games themselves were good.  Here’s some box art for a couple of Vectrex games:

Star Trek Narzod

And here are some commercials for the console:

And another print ad, for the goofier audience.

Vectrex Ad

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Karate Kid Cover

Five Things – 08.18.14

1.  The Karate Kid Game - Developed by Atlus, published by LJN, enjoyed by few, 1987’s The Karate Kid NES game was a staple in most game collections. It was an obvious move, to create a game based on the mega-popular Karate Kid and moderately popular Karate Kid II movies, but the execution was a little lazy.

Karate Kid Cover

The game loosely follows the events of Karate Kid I and II, starting during the match at the end of the first film and taking you on Daniel-san’s journey to Japan, through a typhoon and on to a final showdown with Chozen.

Karate Kid gameplay

It’s mostly a side-scrolling beat-em-up,with the difficulty dialed wau up.  There are a few ‘karate master’ interludes where you do typical sideshow karate tricks like break ice blocks.

Karate Kid bonus state

Once you’ve defeated Chozen and save the day, you get what may be the lamest NES ending out there – and that’s saying alot.  Maybe it’s the lamest because we’ve all come to expect more out of Mr. Miyagi, but it really punctuates how little Atlus and LJN cared about soiling the Karate Kid‘s (then) good name.

Karate Kid ending

The mystical ending music and the Miyagi wink soften the blow a bit, but not much.


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Debut Comic

Five Things – 08.11.14

1.  Godfrey Reggio PSAs - As if you needed further proof that Godfrey Reggio (Koyaanisqatsi, Powaqqatsi, Naqoyqatsi) was in a class of his own and a little more forward-thinking than most, here are some PSAs he made in 1974 for the New Mexico Civil Liberties Union. The campaign starts with some ‘teaser’ pieces focusing on different elements of his message, then (around 3:45 in the video) things become more clear.  All done in Reggio’s signature style, the concerns raised 40 years ago are pretty chilling.

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